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Public Humiliation of the Day: When married actor “Brian” attempted a little adultery this morning on his cross-country flight, he had no idea he was hitting on model Melissa Stetten, whose Twitter feed — with 13,000+ followers — broadcast in real time his increasingly pitiful, hypocritical attempt to renege on his vows. Here’s the recap in its entirety.

[thanks, chase!]

Wow. Damn. The internet is kinda creepy sometimes, guys. I really love it in this case though.

I am fucking squawking right now, this shit is delicious.

“Who opens the windows on a redeye flight? Brian. Fucking Brian.”

The best is when he says he “just likes to wear it” to explain his wedding ring and then goes to the bathroom and comes back with the ring removed. LOLOLOL skeezy doesn’t even begin to cover it.

ALL THE AWARDS FOR MELISSA STETTEN!!!