i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
(Source: neptunain, via educatedtroll)
YOU ARE DOING MAGIC HOMEWORK FOR YOUR MAGIC CLASSES AT YOUR MAGIC SCHOOL WITH YOUR MAGIC FRIENDS.
I WOULD GLADLY TRADE PLACES WITH YOU. WANNA DO MY MUGGLE HOMEWORK?
#if i went to fucking hogwarts i would wake up at six in the morning every damn day and be like I’M GOING TO DO MY HOMEWORK NOW
When you think about it, this explains Hermione.
(Source: frostyrosetyler, via skepsiss)
YES I WAS A TURDY LITTLE KID WHO MADE UP THEIR OWN WORDS TO THINGS.
I ACTUALLY USED TO PICTURE A LITTLE CARTOON DUCK IN MY HEAD SMILING. SSMMIILING. FUUCK
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In the spirit of Christmas
Im going to share something horribly embarassing with the few people who follow my blog…
are you ready?
oh jesus okay when I was little… I thought they were saying “release mother duck”…
not “Feliz Navidad” oh god.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow