your bones so white

PURE EVIL

so I get a fb chat message from my lovely friend who works by my store, asking me who was opening at my store today.

I, being the glass is half empty person I am, automatically caps, “WHY? IS THERE NO ONE THERE?” to which she replies. “nope”“

the grape vine has doth informed me (girl working texted my friend who then fb chatted me) that it is 11:40 and my store is still dark and locked.

I am the only one in my store with the legit day off. I AM IN THE FUCKING CLEAR. fuck.yeah. 

So then this begins my frantic call all my employees being all “WUR DA FUK R UUUU?!?!?!” antics… Both think they start at 1230. I then take a minute to pause and think about how funny it would have been to have both of them show up at the same time to the store being closed an hour and a half into the day then freak out and panic. Priceless..

But After talking to both of them and getting to the bottom of this I realize its my favorite employees fault. Damn…

He was looking at the wrong schedule. Now I know! Accidents happen. Thats something ANYONE could do! So confusing! but I had showed him… 3 times, the schedule we were using, I told him verbally 4 times! And my other employee apparently even texted him today informing him that she was going to be in at 1 instead of 1230 because shes feeling under the weather… Hes going to have to be written up for this… And thats upsetting.

AND to top it off the mall could kick us out for infringing on our lease. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA best day off ever. Im going to go play in the snow.

Y U DO THIS TO ME BLARNEY?! Awesome night is awesome :)