December 2011
November 2011
my theory that I started at 12 today has been proven wrong… no one has called me to yell…
So, I start at 5!
Thats the trouble when you cant really understand your boss…
12 and 5 sound like the same number… :/
I take a whiskey drink, I take a chocolate drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink! I sing the songs that remind me of a urinating guy!

I REMEMBERED IT!!!
SHIT!
I had thought of the best name for my future cat EVER today and now I cant remember it…
I need to start writing this shit down…
THE MOST "WTF" ARGUMENT WITH A FRIEND I HAVE EEEVVEERR HAAADD
FUUUUCCCKK SERIOUSLY, I was so mad and frustrated that I was shaking…
And then when I proved her SO VERY VERY WRONG, back peddles the SHIT outta herself to make it seem like it was some “misunderstanding”.
NO.
NO. YOU CANT DO THAT. ITS TOO LATE. YOU’RE STUPID. JUST ADMIT IT SO WE CAN ALL JUST MOVE ON.
HOLY FUCK.